Cogmoses's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NWAR: Watered Down]

WELL, I've gotta hand it to you, that is some clever writing.

danmarkowitz responds:

Well thanks a lot!

[CNN]

If you're going to do a documentary based flash, you have to treat it like if it were the final draft of an essay. And while I can say the body was done pretty well, the conclusion seems a little bit lacking. Other than that, the animation stayed true to the point, and I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh a bit at the guy spazzing out in the "War on Christianity/Terrorism/Racism/etc." segment

ManimeInfinite responds:

Thanks for your input, I couldn't decide wether to take it seriously or to make the thing a parody so I tried both.

[DinoYachtClub: Tiny Arms]

Poor poor Charles...
But wait.... if he can't reach anything, then how on earth was he able to pick up the pen and the bottle of liquor?

AnimonsterOfficial responds:

A gentleman has his ways, he has his ways...

[Pokemon Zubat Cave]

I was totally expecting Gary to come out of nowhere like he always does at the worst possible moment, but I agree, Golbats are a lot worse, if Pokemon Soul Silver taught me anything. Good stuff!

LitPower responds:

Thanks, I'm glad my joke got across to everyone :D

[Layton Raises His Hand]

Well DANG, Hershel.
I really loved the character's expressions and movements here!

Kiigen responds:

Thanks.

[Ketchup Pump]

You forgot to mention the most irritating part about ketchup pumps, and that's when they almost run out. Just when you think you're dispensing a steady flow of ketchup, BOOM, out SPURTS this dollop of ketchup that splatters everywhere, even on your freshly dry-cleaned white shirt that you're wearing to the big dance. And then your girlfriend sees it........then your girlfriend's girl friends see it.......and she'll think you're an embarassment.......And then she'll walk out of your life........*sniff*..... Seriously, though, they need a gauge somewhere on that thing.

LeTravino responds:

FUCKING FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT.

How could I have forgotten that one, that's happened to me so many times...
Shiiit.

Good call on that one. Maybe I'll make an alternate ending or something.

[Hardcore Gamer!]

Four words:
WHAT THE BLOODY 'ECK.
I liked the synchronization between animation and live action, but jesus christ, man, that's my childhood right there.

MyFuckinMess responds:

Yeah but it's like, I raped my own childhood too dude.

[The World Ending]

I say, that's quite a clever take on seeing how the world ends through the eyes of a flash cartoon character. I like how the whole animated world just turns into a poorly edited flash movie afterwards!

AtroxChobatsu responds:

Uh... yeah... I meant for it to look poorly-made at the end.... really!

XD Thank you!

[Fiery Christmas]

Short, but sweet!
I love how you did the fire effects; they looked quite fluid and detailed, especially when it was climbing up the tree.

chluaid responds:

yeah I like to put extra time into the effects. Thanks!